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"Every time I parked on campus, I would toss the ticket onto my windshield so that the parking police thought I was already ticketed."
Only true Disney experts will get more than 7/10 on this quiz.
"My mum called me to tell me that her hot doctor knew me and that I'm an idiot for not marrying him."
Wel only call it a "Catch-22" because publishers decided against the title "Catch-18" at the last minute.
"I'm not even sorry. He is happy, I am richer and my sister finds the whole thing amusing."
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed."
"Bassist John Deacon expressed his fears, albeit in private, that to release ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ would prove the greatest error of judgment of Queen’s career.”
"I went to stay with my mom and texted him that I wanted a divorce."
"I saw the final script five days before the premiere and only as a result of a judicial verdict in Munich. I was horrified."
聞かなきゃよかった…。結婚式で、いちばん"ヒドかった"祝辞をご紹介します🎤
"She tells her kids, 'let's go,' and they leave without cake. Now I'm feeling like I may be the *sshole. No-one has said anything but I know there's tension."
"He said most 'normal people' would agree with him that it’s a hurtful comment and take offence to it."
"At the time, I thought it was the right choice, but I do actually regret it now."
"A slightly drunk childhood best man gave a toast congratulating John and Mary. Mary was the groom's ex-wife. John was marrying Nicole."
The author of 'Little Women' wrote in her journal that she "never liked girls or knew many."
デート帰りでのカップルのトラブル。ある男性の相談が話題を呼んでいます🎤
"I saw the final script five days before the premiere and only as a result of a judicial verdict in Munich. I was horrified."
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed."
"You can have my skinny jeans when you pry them from my cold, dead hands."
"I didn't say a word, I simply stared in disgust and pointed to her luggage."