Nothing, Just 18 Funny Tweets From This Weekend

    The Glen Powell one, LOL.

    For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.

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    1.

    I don’t know exactly what my fiancé is doing at his bachelor party but there are signs pic.twitter.com/8Tgh87eSOt

    — S.LIZ (@slizagna) July 26, 2024
    Twitter: @slizagna

    2.

    “I’m just having a hard life.”

    -my 4-year-old after the yolk of his fried egg broke

    — Lindsay Fickas (@lindsayfickas) July 28, 2024
    Twitter: @lindsayfickas

    3.

    how it feels to text “hey r u still on for tomorrow” pic.twitter.com/dUmQ1EAyUw

    — ۟ (@miagothstan) July 26, 2024
    HBO / Twitter: @miagothstan

    4.

    Me omw to the couch to watch 6 hours of straight reality tv pic.twitter.com/OOZI1hxYay

    — Bob (@tweetsbybob_) July 27, 2024
    Today / Twitter: @tweetsbybob_

    5.

    high as hell pic.twitter.com/vYraVb3xQ0

    — fidel cashflow (@papiquarius) July 26, 2024
    Twitter: @papiquarius

    6.

    you know who else is having a brat summer? my nephew tyler! he bit a kid at summer school

    — Patrick Doran (@lunch_enjoyer) July 26, 2024
    Twitter: @lunch_enjoyer

    7.

    I just told my daughter, “It’s 11:11 make a wish!” To which she replied, “My wish is that you go to the eye doctor because it’s 11:17.”

    — Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) July 28, 2024
    Twitter: @Parkerlawyer

    8.

    Who do you think is cooking for the athletes? https://t.co/oQ3t9Wgbdw

    — CoLo (@MsCoLo) July 26, 2024
    Twitter: @MsCoLo

    9.

    Not he met you in the trap when it was goin down😭 https://t.co/2M1do9mr6k

    — Maya Angelique👑 (@moneyymaya) July 27, 2024
    Twitter: @moneyymaya

    10.

    How I act on Slack pic.twitter.com/MqydYrj3m9

    — cole (@juul_survivor) July 25, 2024
    Bravo / Twitter: @juul_survivor

    11.

    Did u know if u drink enough alcohol u can call him 413 times

    — ash (@ANGELBABYBITTY) July 27, 2024
    Twitter: @ANGELBABYBITTY

    12.

    he think everything a fucking game https://t.co/yYfGjOos6m

    — lindsay (@myholyrevival) July 27, 2024
    Twitter: @myholyrevival

    13.

    “how did you find that out?”

    me: pic.twitter.com/HptiiWB9vo

    — jynx (@jynxbby) July 26, 2024
    Penn Badgley / Twitter: @jynxbby

    14.

    why is posting on my Instagram so embarrassing..... like.... heres my face.... thought i looked pretty ig.... u can disagree ill kms its fine....

    — zeba (@rehsahar) July 26, 2024
    Twitter: @rehsahar

    15.

    i moan loud as hell & if u don’t like it, go to a different olive garden

    — ʍ ҽ ց ղ (@notahorror) July 27, 2024
    Twitter: @notahorror

    16.

    getting your period after a full week of tweaking is so vindicating… like no I don’t need a psychiatric evaluation i’m actually just a girl

    — Aisha (@aishadahira) July 27, 2024
    Twitter: @aishadahira

    17.

    George Bush MUST pay for his crimes https://t.co/7ndHxzy2Xm

    — SB (@livewithsivs) July 25, 2024
    Twitter: @livewithsivs

    18.

    Tomorrow’s not promised. Use that PTO TODAY https://t.co/PNMXKVZiRT pic.twitter.com/v3YtfTOhT2

    — The Tale of Ka’Collins Hatake 🥷🏽 (@TattedShinobi) July 26, 2024
    HBO / Twitter: @TattedShinobi

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