"He would haggle with people at Goodwill, then turn around and spend $50k on a new Escalade and drop $250k on a house to flip."
"Now the whole department knows that I refused to give condolence money, and some people have been looking at me disapprovingly."
"If you think the attacks on Kamala for not having any children are misogynistic, imagine if she had 5 kids by 3 different men."
"She’s knowledgeable, she’s sharp, she’s quick, and she knows exactly what’s right and wrong. The biggest reason, though, is she ACTUALLY CARES about the American people, which is more than can be said for certain others."
"every bar in DC is gonna start serving Kamala’s coconut tree piña colada specialty cocktail"
Kay Panabaker lost her passion for acting when a producer told her to lose weight because her character would be starting a romance. She became a zookeeper at Disney World.
"Let’s give votes to all children in this country, but let’s give control over those votes to the parents of the children."
"I would like to formally extend Republicans the same courtesy they show Democrats whenever there is a shooting. So please accept: My thoughts and prayers."
"Let’s give votes to all children in this country, but let’s give control over those votes to the parents of the children."
"If you think the attacks on Kamala for not having any children are misogynistic, imagine if she had 5 kids by 3 different men."
"I won a 'lifetime' supply of donuts (up to a dozen per day) at a local bakery, and it lasted two years until the original owner died and his A-hole son took over the business."
"I would like to formally extend Republicans the same courtesy they show Democrats whenever there is a shooting. So please accept: My thoughts and prayers."
"She’s knowledgeable, she’s sharp, she’s quick, and she knows exactly what’s right and wrong. The biggest reason, though, is she ACTUALLY CARES about the American people, which is more than can be said for certain others."
"If there's something you want, TAKE A PICTURE of the item. If you look back on it multiple times within the span of a week or month, go back and purchase it. If you don't, however, you just saved yourself some money."
Kay Panabaker lost her passion for acting when a producer told her to lose weight because her character would be starting a romance. She became a zookeeper at Disney World.
"A client who was filling out her financial statement for a divorce said, 'I can’t believe I forgot to include my student loans.' My boss laughed and said, 'I sometimes forget that I own a boat.'"
"I've gained over 20lbs in the past few months from being depressed."
"Hey King Biden, this would be a great time to get rid of billionaires."