25 Funny Tweets From The Week Because I Can't Help But Laugh At The World
"Gotta say, as a Canadian, watching this season of America has been absolutely riveting. Kudos to the writers." —@JoeFavalaro
"Gotta say, as a Canadian, watching this season of America has been absolutely riveting. Kudos to the writers." —@JoeFavalaro
"I can't have this phone call without saying to my girl Kamala, I am proud of you. This is going to be historic."
She can talk about more than just coconut trees.
Or whoever's asking (including yourself).
"Telenovela a** month in American politics" —@jherrerx
Donald Trump previously donated $6,000 to Kamala Harris's campaigns for California attorney general.
Stay away from metal straws, beavers, and plates.
"if we could 'brainwash' your kids, we would get them to bring pencils to class—but since we can’t even do that, that’s clearly not the case."
No, you can't just "move" to Canada.
"If I could've grown up in the '80s and '90s, I wouldn't have these problems, and many more."
Stay away from metal straws, beavers, and plates.
Donald Trump previously donated $6,000 to Kamala Harris's campaigns for California attorney general.
Or whoever's asking (including yourself).
She can talk about more than just coconut trees.
No, you can't just "move" to Canada.
"If I could've grown up in the '80s and '90s, I wouldn't have these problems, and many more."
"if we could 'brainwash' your kids, we would get them to bring pencils to class—but since we can’t even do that, that’s clearly not the case."
"Do you think I can ask my law school for a refund because like there is no law anymore lol" —@straussanator
"Telenovela a** month in American politics" —@jherrerx
So I guess murderous poisons are ok... sometimes.