25 Funny Tweets From The Week Because I Can't Help But Laugh At The World

Gotta say, as a Canadian, watching this season of America has been absolutely riveting. Kudos to the writers.

— joe favalaro (@JoeFavalaro) July 21, 2024

last summer's Barbie fun and this summer's brat green aesthetic show that the people long for spirit week. simple dressup prompts with low commitment optional roleplay

— fleetwood jack (@imfleetwoodjack) July 21, 2024

the kamala abbott elementary cameo is gonna hit like obama era crack

— elana (@elana_desantis) July 22, 2024

No. Listen to this track bitch https://t.co/OthP5gLFaq

— tasha mack management (@dbarryless) July 23, 2024

my kid is obsessed with the construction happening on our block and wouldn’t go inside to get out of his pajamas because he was too enthralled, so one of the workers said “you need to go inside and get dressed so you can help us, it’s not safe to wear your pajamas to work”

— mindy🌷 (@mindyisser) July 22, 2024

Told my nephew to get off that game and hang up his clothes.... See now I'm mad 😂 pic.twitter.com/vrewfjv7So

— Hennessey James (@_EricLamarBeatz) July 28, 2024

Broke up with this man today and he asked me for one more chance so I said ok & then he broke up with me 😭😭😭

— mum👧🏽👨🏿‍🦱 (@TheMilfGod) July 24, 2024

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee

— 7/11 Truther (@DaveMcNamee3000) July 24, 2024

the first sentence of this tweet has me cryinggggggg https://t.co/dIMCnxxrf1

— r (@AQUAKTTY) July 25, 2024

gm pic.twitter.com/qaY6CPF1gS

— animals going goblin mode (@mischiefanimals) July 25, 2024

I don’t really care what JD Vance did it didn’t do. I just hope it was a committed relationship with furniture and not one nightstand.

— Dan Wade (@Dwade) July 25, 2024

JD Vance upsetting his wife on purpose so he has to sleep on the couch

— Matthew (@fattmellows) July 25, 2024

“I want to really feel you tho” - jd vance pic.twitter.com/NBT4nl48fR

— Desus MF Nice💯 (@desusnice) July 25, 2024

morale is low. need another billionaire submersible incident or at the very least for a ship to get stuck in the suez canal

— al (@local__celeb) July 26, 2024

Occasionally I dougie just to make sure I aint lose it

— 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … (@JaYunnaMonae) July 26, 2024

i love watching sports i have no idea about, just said ‘wow, that’s impressive’ and the comms went ‘one of their worst performances’

— luc (@wfcausenal) July 27, 2024

every time i watch the olympics i get so mad i wasnt put into a sport at two months old

— chris kreider respecter (@jonmoxIeys) July 27, 2024

they don’t have bathrooms in France? https://t.co/PuSclstWsr

— sreekar (@sreekyshooter) July 26, 2024

wow, if you look closely you can see that the olympics is actually set in the same cinematic universe as ratatouille pic.twitter.com/nwKOSrRkc0

— Callum Asplen (@callumasplen) July 26, 2024

My boy Wolf said try and call me into work now 😂😂 https://t.co/kxjq25Py6x

— Justin Tinsley (@JustinTinsley) July 28, 2024

me trying to get a sports bra off #OpeningCeremony pic.twitter.com/IHQLmXKwir

— Rach (@RachaelvsWorld) July 26, 2024

Oh he’s walking around naked https://t.co/IWeJon2to6

— soup (@marthastwrtofcl) July 26, 2024

I just told my daughter, “It’s 11:11 make a wish!” To which she replied, “My wish is that you go to the eye doctor because it’s 11:17.”

— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) July 28, 2024

The salary will be competing against bills https://t.co/YRoeAWIfuN

— Jenni (@hashjenni) July 27, 2024