My Lungs Are Physically Sore From Laughing So Hard At These 22 Black Tweets From The Week
"Occasionally I dougie just to make sure I ain't lose it" —@JaYunnaMonae
Hello everybody! July has felt like the longest month this year, and Black Twitter has been ACTIVE. Here's a look at the 22 funniest Black tweets I found on my timeline:
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Told my nephew to get off that game and hang up his clothes.... See now I'm mad 😂 pic.twitter.com/vrewfjv7So
— Hennessey James (@_EricLamarBeatz) July 28, 2024
3.
Right by that hotel AC too he about to have the sore throat of a lifetime https://t.co/vZTDSGuOMA
— KYLE 🖕🏽 (@thekillakay_) July 26, 2024
4.
*mentioned my boyfriend to my nephew”
— Jaded Pinkett Smith ⚖️💕 (@_niseeeeee) July 23, 2024
Him: I thought y’all broke up
Me: We did but we got back together quickly
Him: so you let business stand on you….
Me: pic.twitter.com/dErVpqXNYu
5.
Occasionally I dougie just to make sure I aint lose it
— 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … (@JaYunnaMonae) July 26, 2024
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they said bron in unc mode in the back counting heads making sure they ain’t miss anyone 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/DNJWAOJp4N
— Marty Byrde (@KerrickDuchy) July 27, 2024
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What was that tweet about how white people love pulling back while you’re making out and saying “hi”
— Ira (@iramadisonthree) July 26, 2024
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2 women were twerking on my head while I drove down lake ave 5 hours ago and I gotta sit in this budget meeting and act like I had a normal weekend in front of these yt ppl.
— Sir Dot 🥂🥂 (@AdotWellz) July 22, 2024
9.
20 mins into the date she asked could she stay with me for a while until she got on her feet 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️ https://t.co/ZaAs23nhPs pic.twitter.com/1m0NILs8UD
— ⚜️Bee Chris⚜️ (@Creolebear504) July 23, 2024
10.
How do Nigerians come up with the best insults ever ????? I saw a Nigerian mum say to her daughter ‘when it was raining common sense outside, you had an umbrella’
— Marilyn (@MarilynMill_) July 26, 2024
Like HOW does one even think of that 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
11.
Just ate Pho for the first time … and Nho 🙁😔
— B MAMBA 🐍 (@Benji_mamba) July 25, 2024
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My boy Wolf said try and call me into work now 😂😂 https://t.co/kxjq25Py6x
— Justin Tinsley (@JustinTinsley) July 28, 2024
13.
Put LeBron James on the 20 dollar bill we don’t fw Andrew Jackson
— 🏃♂️ (@maxguwapo) July 28, 2024
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I’m at a bbq at my friends house and she asked her lil cousin (20yo) to put on some music….WHY THIS GIRL GONE PUT ON SOME NE-YO AND THEN WHEN WE ASKED “WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THIS?” SHE WAS LIKE 🤷🏾♀️ “YALL OLD IDK” pic.twitter.com/ikgAvWimAK
— Grip Bayless✨ (@talleyberrybaby) July 28, 2024
16.
Them cyber trucks gone turn into transformers and fck us all up
— betsy (@stillpullupifu1) July 28, 2024
17.
You got "having baby" money? https://t.co/tRPr5NqCx9
— Austine (@theereal_one) July 27, 2024
18.
We joke about LeBron’s age but he’s never seemed older than when Coco Gauff called him “Mr. LeBron James” on the NBC broadcast 😅
— Ava Wallace (@avarwallace) July 26, 2024
19.
Tomorrow’s not promised. Use that PTO TODAY https://t.co/PNMXKVZiRT pic.twitter.com/v3YtfTOhT2
— The Tale of Ka’Collins Hatake 🥷🏽 (@TattedShinobi) July 26, 2024
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i told yall i made my first white friend this yr. i was telling her a story and she stopped me and said “ive been wanting to ask for weeks but what does “mind you” mean” 😭
— Your OG 🐩 (@LRNROSE) July 22, 2024
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me at checkout: https://t.co/DPUoT14Q2i pic.twitter.com/jBMPB8yeDt
— Prince Lamon (@RoyalPrince01) July 27, 2024