My Lungs Are Physically Sore From Laughing So Hard At These 22 Black Tweets From The Week
"Occasionally I dougie just to make sure I ain't lose it" —@JaYunnaMonae
"Occasionally I dougie just to make sure I ain't lose it" —@JaYunnaMonae
"Obsessed with the woman in my yoga class who paid for 60 minutes and laid motionless on the floor the entire time."
"...get out and vote! Just this time. You won't have to do it anymore, four more years, you know what, it'll be fixed."
"I called the teacher, and they explained that they didn't have enough money to get every single kid their own supplies, so they planned on distributing the supplies evenly. The teacher shamed Lilly for it. Now, I don't know what to do."
"Bookkeeper at our public library was fired after 27 years..for EMBEZZLING. From a public library? Sheesh."
"If you think the attacks on Kamala for not having any children are misogynistic, imagine if she had 5 kids by 3 different men."
"YOU THINK YOU JUST FELL OUT OF A COCONUT TREE 2024!"
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The 2024 election will be prosecutor vs. felon.
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"I reiterated that I was in active labor and needed to go to the hospital immediately. John snapped back, 'It's just a meeting. Sit through it, and then you can go. It’s not like the baby is going to pop out right now.'"
"I’m sick of all these people (mostly white men) in offices who are far older than my boomer parents making decisions for me that I’ll see into my retirement."
"I called the teacher, and they explained that they didn't have enough money to get every single kid their own supplies, so they planned on distributing the supplies evenly. The teacher shamed Lilly for it. Now, I don't know what to do."
"There isn’t a single candidate where I agree 100% on every issue. What is important to me is voting for someone who has the best intentions for our country and not their party in mind."
"Me and my friends will nick name you so quick...like girl why is oil change texting me."
"CNN hitting a button & teleporting Wolf Blitzer mid mimosa to the studio is literally the funniest thing ever."
"As your northern border country whose political scene is a mess, this is my takeaway: I was truly shocked and saddened by the amount of celebration."
"Someone started a petition on Facebook and Instagram to have golf carts carry us around the parking lot because it is too far a walk."
The 2024 election will be prosecutor vs. felon.