16 Positively Hilarious Fails From The Internet This Week That Will Have You Dying Of Laughter
"Just ordered coconut cream pie, black coffee, & a side of bacon for lunch & my friend said it was 'giving death row'."
Happy Monday, my glorious subjects. Another week means another compilation of the internet's funniest fails from your benevolent queen, me, Julia! Please enjoy:
1. This heartbreaking situation:
I’m at this Vogue cocktail standing 4 feet away from Anna Wintour and I’m wearing Zara dress I’m going to be SICK.
— RED (@pussymargiela) July 24, 2024
2. This person's chocolate croissant:
my chocolate croissant unraveled itself and now is just a torah scroll pic.twitter.com/mpE5xjbem6
— איציק (@balmelokhe) July 25, 2024
3. When your husband's not brat:
My husband just said, “I thought it was brat” (pronounced like the sausage).
— Kristen Bartlett (@kristencheeks) July 23, 2024
4. The universal Olympics-watching experience:
i love watching sports i have no idea about, just said ‘wow, that’s impressive’ and the comms went ‘one of their worst performances’
— luc (@wfcausenal) July 27, 2024
5. Yikes!
Texted group chat “who wants to hangout” and got no response but just saw them all at brunch together on ig stories pic.twitter.com/VRncRaGPZ6
— Toast (@Themb0flcation) July 28, 2024
6. This mess of miscommunication:
My mom once insisted I drive 5 hours to a shitty magic show at a casino because "your brother really loves magic. it would mean so much to him"
— Coco Deez Nutz 🥥🌴 (@Samtanic_Panic) July 27, 2024
after the show I asked my brother, "so you're really into magic?"
he replied, "yeah I love magic the gathering"
7. Having to eat Pocky sticks as a bar:
they melted together, i didn’t have a choice… this world is so cruel… pic.twitter.com/w0ZSZPiwmF
— ˚₊‧𝔅υηηу‧₊˚ (@Bunny0ma) July 27, 2024
8. The movie theater's failure to catch this genius:
I snuck a half rack of ribs into the movie theatre, if you even care pic.twitter.com/GGInVc9IH1
— Vanessa (@Nessakins_) July 27, 2024
9. When you get out naked-neighbor'd by a new naked neighbor:
Oh he’s walking around naked https://t.co/IWeJon2to6
— soup (@marthastwrtofcl) July 26, 2024
10. Getting roasted by your kid:
I just told my daughter, “It’s 11:11 make a wish!” To which she replied, “My wish is that you go to the eye doctor because it’s 11:17.”
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) July 28, 2024
11. This apartment:
So, I went to pick up keys to the new place and the entire floor is buckled and bowed.
— Hazie Thompson (@haziethompson) July 27, 2024
Hahhahhahhahahaha! pic.twitter.com/NLeU98tb5E
12. This interaction:
just ordered coconut cream pie, black coffee, & a side of bacon for lunch & my friend said it was "giving death row"
— shy watson (@formermissNJ) July 28, 2024
13. When you think your child may be talking to ghosts, but really your house is just dirty:
my child started sitting in a corner a few weeks ago to talk to “jennifer”. i thought she had an imaginary friend. then she told us the girl was called “jennifer chip” which seemed like a weird surname until i discovered she was talking to a dorito that was under the radiator
— nash flynn (@itsnashflynn) July 28, 2024
15. New England:
obsessed with how the new hampshire license plates say Live free or die and the maine ones say Lobster
— jordan (@mosscircle) July 27, 2024
16. And finally, this amazing kid moment:
My 4yo is still not a big fan of his little sister and I just walked in on him messing with our digital picture frame. “What are you doing?” I asked him. And he was like “Deleting all the pictures of Winnie.”
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) July 28, 2024