"Just ordered coconut cream pie, black coffee, & a side of bacon for lunch & my friend said it was 'giving death row'."
"Honestly, it's important for women to hear these stories."
"If you haven’t done it for a year or more, you don’t have a clue."
"Last summer, my husband met me at a restaurant, and we were so genuinely happy to see each other that the couple sitting at the table next to us broke up."
Imagine thinking Young Frankenstein is a flop.
Tell me what to do!
Remember: "Anything in a house can be changed or fixed, except your neighbors."
For some people, this moment is a totally normal one... for others, it can get wild.
"I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence."
BRB, applying to jobs in sails!
"People also used to drink wine because the water wasn't safe to consume. Just because it's traditional, doesn't make it good."
I'm not sure I'm confident about what to do after a car crash, either.
"The answer will aways be Carrie."
"My wife, with a master's in biology, just disagreed that penguins are birds."
"Last summer, my husband met me at a restaurant, and we were so genuinely happy to see each other that the couple sitting at the table next to us broke up."
BRB, applying to jobs in sails!
"[I don't know] what the actual f*** is wrong with people who do this."
Imagine thinking Young Frankenstein is a flop.
Remember: "Anything in a house can be changed or fixed, except your neighbors."
"If you haven’t done it for a year or more, you don’t have a clue."